So at a job I used to have we had a quote book which was essentially a collection of all the best Freudian slips and dumbest/funniest things that could possibly be said...by co-workers, clients, bosses etc...anyone is game. I miss that book so now it's going virtual. All names will be changed to protect the innocents if necessary.
Convo with an elderly patient of mine:
Patient: Shannon, do you think Dr. Blue can write me a letter so I can get a handicapped spot placard?
Me: (laughs) Well, Mr. Parson I don't know that he can do that because you see just fine! Won't your regular doctor write you one?
Patient: No
Me: Why not?
Patient: Because he's a shit-ass.
This is why I love my job. :0) And in his defense he DOES have a bum knee.
Next up this little gem comes from my friend Seth. That's his real name..he'll wear this one proudly.
Seth: Some people see the Virgin Mary on toast...I make happy shits!
As he shows me a pic on his phone of a bona fide "happy face" dump he took. Epic.
And last....
My Mom: I think someone needs to redesign the donut.
Bahahahahahaha. Awesome.
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Yea!! Glad the quote book is back up. We will have to add the "Thank God it's not me" segment back too. The first can be the guy who decided to correct your brothers spelling on FB...twice. What a jerk lol. Then he wants to call the girl who pointed out what a jerk he was being a B^&*h...loser!
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