Looks Good On Paper

I need a break. Seriously.

Up to this point my attempts at finding a guy normal enough to go on a date more than twice have been futile. I've come to the conclusion that most of these guys who haven't been snatched up are the type that "look good on paper". It's like a interviewing a prospective employee...great resume...kinda sucks in person.

Let's see...one guy invited me to dinner then ate before he came because he "got off work early". Um, how about you eat a SNACK, you jackass, INSTEAD of making me sit there and eat by myself since it's 8pm and I HAVEN'T EATEN. Because that wasn't awkward at all.....

Third date?  Is the Devil's tail frostbiten? Then the answer is No.

OR the guy who spent half the date trying to convince me it's cool if he lives with his parents because "he has his own wing of the house". Yeah, that's totally cool. I'd love to stay the night with you and have your MOM whip us up some breakfast.

I simply fail to see why these guys can just behave normally and why the universe just keeps on sending them my way....

The saga continues....