I nearly named this entry "Adventures in Babysitting" because the dating world is beginning to make we want to charge an hourly rate to keep an eye on these fellas as they do one stupid thing after another that makes me want to call their Mothers and use very un-ladylike adjectives and verbs.
Guys, I don't hate you. Really, I don't but give a girl a break. I'd love to go out and not be judged for living OTP (that's Outside The Perimeter for all you non-Atlanta folks). If I get asked one more time why I live "ALL THE WAY OUT THERE" I'm going to stop giving my nice answer, "Because that's where my job is", and tell them "because that's where the voices tell me to live".
Also, it is unacceptable for you to forget my name after I've told you twice. I will begin to mess with your head at this point. Before the night is over I will have you convinced that I have 4 personalities, a twin named Elvira and your name is Spooner. Keep drinkin' there buddy-boy!
I'm sure that we can all agree that in this day and age naked or even semi-naked pics are a bad idea. At best, you can hope that your recipient isn't showing all his or her friends. So why would you send one to a virtual (in every sense of the word) stranger?
Here's the story....
About three weeks ago I met a guy who we will call Heath. Heath got my number and sent me a text asking where I lived. I responded and then never heard back. I didn't think a thing of it because I figured maybe I lived too far away, OTP thing again, and went about life. Here I am dead asleep on a Friday night after working a crazy week and who should I get a text from AT 3AM? You got it...Heath would like to know what I'm doing. I tell him I WAS sleeping. Not taking the hint dude sends me a picture message. I open it. OMFG. He's in his underwear.
Don't think that pic isn't going on the internet, loser. This is for waking me up at 3am.
Did he think I was gonna jump outta my bed and into his? Bahahahahahahahahaha! I'm so glad I waited 3 weeks for that amazing picture. Is it just me or do his legs look short?
1 comment:
Well he does have a nice bed and a nice body if that is really him. Sometimes a virtual stranger can be the man of your dreams. The first pic Joe sent me was him in some skimpy underwear and you know I met him on Craigslist and now he is my husband. :) Never under estimate the power of the internet and of course a persistent woman.lol
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